Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That's how pantless uber rides happen
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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