I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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