the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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