I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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