How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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