we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Text me some of your sweat
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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