I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Randomize
