there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
vagina is talking i cant
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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