Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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