ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i dont even know how to be here
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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