Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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