we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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