Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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