I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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