So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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