Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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