Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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