What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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