I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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