At least make sure they are 18
Why
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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