she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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