You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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