When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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