i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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