summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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