let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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