People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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