Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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