Sry I called you an 8
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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