It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
