is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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