just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
