I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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