Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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