And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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