Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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