would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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