Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's never too late to be topless.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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