You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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