At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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