did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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