Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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