So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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