Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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