He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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