I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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