Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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