Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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