He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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