yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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