He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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