I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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