I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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