No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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