So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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