Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
