Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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